PRACTICE SAFE HEALTH & FITNESS

NEWS FLASH: A very serious epidemic is sweeping our nation and it is growing (literally) at a rapid pace that has never before been witnessed. It’s evil, causing a slow, miserable death with many undesirable conditions along the way. It has single-handily transformed our nation’s landscape and is showing absolutely no signs of slowing down. Most likely, it’s in your neighborhood and maybe in your home. Your kids are in constant contact with it every single day. It will cause more deaths in its lifetime than every other disease this nation has previously overcome…combined! What unimaginable disease is causing such damage to our nation’s pipeline? It’s called “Fork to Mouth Disease” and sadly, it’s here to stay.

Common signs are high blood pressure, a surge in cholesterol numbers, the birth of an extra chin or two and any other imaginable unsightly bodily changes you can think of. In addition, it causes people to cease all physical activities. This disease actually creates a magnetic effect with the individual and their favorite couch or recliner. That’s right; they simply cannot leave the couch. Scientists are shocked and have absolutely no explanation for this unfathomable event. Former cheerleaders have gained 40 pant sizes and past football heroes can no longer breathe without extreme discomfort, but they continue to eat.

The amazing thing is, those stricken with this horrible disease CAN be cured, but most simply choose not to. Just as the rich get richer, in this case the fat get fatter.

Corporate America has jumped on this disease and is riding it straight to an off-shore bank account. Drive throughs are becoming very convenient as they now accept credit cards and have become, on the average, 13.4 seconds faster every year. Soon, users will be able to order online and pick-up, creating a much quicker and pleasurable “experience.” Before you know it users will have smart frequent ID cards that will have their credit card or bank account stored along with their favorite meals. They will be in and out in less than 15 seconds. Think I am kidding? Think again.

I am proud to announce that I have found a cure that billions of dollars of research could not find. Found in fresh fruit and vegetables and lean cuts of meat are previously undiscovered nutrients that actually prevent this horrible disease from occurring! In addition, if you follow a workout regime, such as a Renegade Training program, it becomes basically impossible to contract this disease. Proper exercise actually creates an invisible force field that rebels this nasty disease.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live a miserable, lethargic life. Hopefully I have many years left on this earth and I plan to make them as energetic and passionate as possible. A superior workout plan and proper nutrition will allow me to do this. Will you practice safe health and fitness?